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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
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pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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katara:

everything always happens so much

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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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ejaculot:

if i got a dollar for every time I’ve uploaded a selfie then deleted it

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